How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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