i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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