Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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