Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
A+ Viking dick
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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