Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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