A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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