doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
