Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
is that a dick in a sweater?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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