I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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