yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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