If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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