Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Sorry my hands just texted you
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
