i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
either way he was missing a nipple.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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