do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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