he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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