The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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