There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I know her cup size but not her name....
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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