no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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