okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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