No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Help me help you realize you are a moron
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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