OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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