I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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