why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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