alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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