Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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