MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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