You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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