so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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