Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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