**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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