Her vagina should come with caution tape.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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