you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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