Its about making memories worth repressing
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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