And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I'm both gender and math confused
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
