You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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