This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Dignity is for republicans.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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