never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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