Your mouth is God's brothel.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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