you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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