Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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