I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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