So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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