you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
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