I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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