it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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