My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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