I must be too annoying 4 u.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Randomize
