so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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