Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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