i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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