She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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