hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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